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Post by Kale6641 on Sept 28, 2005 22:04:25 GMT -5
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4272418.stm KDJedimaster2001: were you hit by the plague? randomperson0068: yea, i died KDJedimaster2001: LMAO KDJedimaster2001: are you serious? randomperson0068: yes randomperson0068: completely dead KDJedimaster2001: so now what? randomperson0068: im a zombie KDJedimaster2001:  KDJedimaster2001: is VJ alive? randomperson0068: yea KDJedimaster2001: lol
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Post by raken on Sept 29, 2005 5:53:13 GMT -5
That's awesome.
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Post by Kale6641 on Sept 29, 2005 22:40:33 GMT -5
P14gu3 R4v4g3s W0r1d 0f W4rcr4f7
Posted 9.27.05
The make-believe world of popular online computer game "World of Warcraft" (WoW) is reeling from a massive simulated plague which has left countless thousands of imaginary characters lying dead in the computer-generated virtual streets. Panic has set in among hundreds of thousands of real human beings who in recent days were stunned to find the animated graphic of their character replaced by an animated graphic of a dead character.
Frantic efforts are underway to make their respective computer screens display the live one again.
Dwarf warrior Torin Gut-Ripper, whom we were able to trace to the bedroom of 15-year-old Billy Cheatham of 1537 Fair Oak Street in Ames, Iowa, agrees. "MY BAND OF PILLAGERS HAS BEEN DECMATED![sic]" he said in all capital letters. "THIS PLAUGE[sic] SUCKS!" Moments later, Gut-Ripper collapsed, virtual blood streaming out of his delicate, 3D-modeled lips.
Gut-Ripper's mighty band has been reduced to three. Not shown: pillaging
Avid WoW player Ray Nagin says conditions in the virtual cities have become dire. "Order has completely broken down. Armed bands are roaming the streets, killing and looting. Which is normal, but there's this disease, too."
Nagin blames FECA, the FeArEd eLiTe CoMp Adm1nz, responsible for maintaining the computers on which the game runs, for failing to respond to the emergency quickly. "They need to put down their Mountain Dews and get off their asses!" he said. A FECA spokesperson, reached by email, had this response to Nagin: "STFU n00b! mT dEw R0X!" A News Skim staffer fluent in computer jargon explained that FECA's response was a denial of Nagin's ass-sitting charges but a partial admission of Mountain Dew drinkage.
FECA's response has not satisfied Nagin. Bundled up but still shivering from the cold simulated weather where his WoW character is stranded, he stood on a sweltering Louisiana street corner, waving placards, handing out flyers and trying to get passing shoppers to join in his chant of "No blood for Dew!" "I couldn't just sit around, I had to do something." He explained. "Where are you, Mr. President?"
President Bush issued a statement that "everything in our power is being done to help the citizens of the great city of Warden Warfraft" The President then signed a $100 billion aid package into law and demanded to be flown over the afflicted area in Air Force One. The aircraft reportedly circled aimlessly over the east coast for several hours before returning to Washington.
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Post by Alexander on Oct 1, 2005 20:39:44 GMT -5
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No offense to all those WoW gamers, but they do they realize how much this makes them look like complete and utter losers and idiots?
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Post by Kale6641 on Oct 2, 2005 0:16:50 GMT -5
lol. Yeah. It does.
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Post by papajewski on Oct 2, 2005 10:21:54 GMT -5
im sure they Wow players are acting like theyre life is meaningless now
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Post by raken on Oct 2, 2005 11:20:31 GMT -5
What?
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Post by Kale6641 on Oct 2, 2005 12:26:20 GMT -5
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Post by papajewski on Oct 2, 2005 19:57:29 GMT -5
im saying i hope you get hit by the wow plague jeff.
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Post by Kale6641 on Oct 2, 2005 19:57:58 GMT -5
;D
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Post by raken on Oct 3, 2005 19:01:31 GMT -5
No, your sentence didn't make sense.
im sure they Wow players are acting like theyre life is meaningless now
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Post by papajewski on Oct 3, 2005 20:55:58 GMT -5
« Last Edit: Yesterday at 11:22am by papajewski »
i edited it, and decided to leave it as "they" instead of "the," just to piss you off.
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Post by Kale6641 on Oct 3, 2005 21:40:11 GMT -5
even if it was the it still doesn't make any sense really..
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Post by Kinger on Oct 3, 2005 23:58:45 GMT -5
im saying i hope you get hit by the wow plague jeff. Rofl |
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