Shitfaced Tiger Speaks Mind

[Kale6641]

KDJedimaster2001: duder
KDJedimaster2001: whats up
drunkentiger0297: arrrrg
drunkentiger0297: fucking drunkkk as fucck
KDJedimaster2001: lmfao
KDJedimaster2001: serious?
drunkentiger0297: omgg
drunkentiger0297: fucck Coronas with no limmes
KDJedimaster2001: well
KDJedimaster2001: have you been to the forums lately?
KDJedimaster2001: cause you sure as hell missed alot
drunkentiger0297: no
drunkentiger0297: like whhat
KDJedimaster2001:
drunkentiger0297: ??
KDJedimaster2001: what do you mean "Like whhat"?
drunkentiger0297: dude i have no PC
KDJedimaster2001: lol
KDJedimaster2001: i know
drunkentiger0297: i dunno whats going on
KDJedimaster2001: well
KDJedimaster2001: i quit the clan a while ago
drunkentiger0297: i know this Corona sux ass without out lime
drunkentiger0297: lmao
drunkentiger0297: whoops
drunkentiger0297: i said out 2twicse
drunkentiger0297: wtf?
drunkentiger0297: lol.........
KDJedimaster2001: lolllol
drunkentiger0297: !!!
KDJedimaster2001: you are so drunk
KDJedimaster2001: its so obvious
drunkentiger0297: no shiz
KDJedimaster2001: lol
KDJedimaster2001: OH NOES
KDJedimaster2001: THE APOCOLIPS
drunkentiger0297: dude
KDJedimaster2001: dude
drunkentiger0297: my gf has sweet tats
drunkentiger0297: ............
KDJedimaster2001: lmao
KDJedimaster2001: let me see
drunkentiger0297: dissregard that last message
drunkentiger0297: fuck off
drunkentiger0297: shes mine
drunkentiger0297: dude
KDJedimaster2001: dude
drunkentiger0297: special announcement i got 2nd place at my last TKD regional tourney
KDJedimaster2001: awesome
drunkentiger0297: post that shit on the board
KDJedimaster2001: well
KDJedimaster2001: okay
KDJedimaster2001: fine
drunkentiger0297: spread the message im representing THoG still
drunkentiger0297: lol
KDJedimaster2001: well
drunkentiger0297: at my tourneyxs
KDJedimaster2001: THoG is kinda dead
KDJedimaster2001: i ean
KDJedimaster2001: i mean
drunkentiger0297: Bull Shit
KDJedimaster2001: sigh
KDJedimaster2001: you're too drunk
drunkentiger0297: as sson as i get my new PC im connecting to a server with my old THoG tags
KDJedimaster2001: okay
KDJedimaster2001: well
drunkentiger0297: and beya
KDJedimaster2001: you'll be connecting to Age's server
KDJedimaster2001: Ages and mine
KDJedimaster2001: and its not THoG
drunkentiger0297: fuck that it will be my own
KDJedimaster2001: lol
drunkentiger0297: bitch
KDJedimaster2001: see the Tiges today?
KDJedimaster2001: fuckin blew it again
KDJedimaster2001: brb
drunkentiger0297: lol
drunkentiger0297: whats new
KDJedimaster2001: BRB
KDJedimaster2001:
drunkentiger0297: what
drunkentiger0297: just wait adnseee
drunkentiger0297: when Tiger gets his PC
drunkentiger0297: the shit will hit
KDJedimaster2001: hit what?
drunkentiger0297: the fan
drunkentiger0297: ass hole
KDJedimaster2001: okay
KDJedimaster2001: cause if it hits me in the face im never talking to you again
drunkentiger0297: i will start my own THoG server
drunkentiger0297: and recruit if i have too
drunkentiger0297: then come on age's and school all of you in the name of THoG
KDJedimaster2001: ddude
KDJedimaster2001: Age is fuckin sweet now
KDJedimaster2001: he kick your kung fu ass
drunkentiger0297: age can lick my balls
KDJedimaster2001: and your limes with coronas
KDJedimaster2001: I bet he can
drunkentiger0297: BS
drunkentiger0297: i am the shit and you know it
KDJedimaster2001: you WERE the shit
drunkentiger0297: Age could never school me
drunkentiger0297: only reason he EVER got good was because of me
drunkentiger0297: still am ass wipe
KDJedimaster2001: lol
drunkentiger0297: LOL
KDJedimaster2001: LOL
KDJedimaster2001: LMFAO
drunkentiger0297: so this piraate wals into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. confused, the bartender says, what the fuck is that? says the pirate, "Arrrrrrrrrr she drives me nutz"
KDJedimaster2001: lol
KDJedimaster2001: Dude
KDJedimaster2001: please
KDJedimaster2001: I need a picture of your girlfriend
drunkentiger0297: lol
drunkentiger0297: no PC
drunkentiger0297: no scanning
KDJedimaster2001: who's fuckin PC are you using?
drunkentiger0297: my drunk friends
drunkentiger0297: tear]
KDJedimaster2001: oh dude
KDJedimaster2001: Tear
KDJedimaster2001: he's my dawg
drunkentiger0297: true that
KDJedimaster2001: what about wampa?
drunkentiger0297: he is here too
KDJedimaster2001: awesome
drunkentiger0297: and uncle rico
KDJedimaster2001: lol
drunkentiger0297: dude my girlfriend is the shit
drunkentiger0297: im in love man its fucked up
KDJedimaster2001: well im happy for you
drunkentiger0297: you can come to the wedding
KDJedimaster2001: i will
drunkentiger0297: you and all the THoGs
KDJedimaster2001: lol
drunkentiger0297: yeah..................
drunkentiger0297: weird heh?
KDJedimaster2001: i guess
drunkentiger0297: never thought the Drunkentiger would be tamed
KDJedimaster2001: lol
KDJedimaster2001: tamed?
drunkentiger0297: but he has been
KDJedimaster2001: dude you're fuckin shitface
KDJedimaster2001: d
drunkentiger0297: lol
KDJedimaster2001: shitfaced*
drunkentiger0297: for the time being
KDJedimaster2001: lol
drunkentiger0297: we are batchin' it at tears
KDJedimaster2001: just corona?
drunkentiger0297: bud light
drunkentiger0297: busch light *
KDJedimaster2001: =-o
drunkentiger0297: seagrams
drunkentiger0297: not anything heavey
drunkentiger0297: just something to chill and feel good Inc. with
KDJedimaster2001: you should all come down here to the d tomorrow and see the Tigers game
KDJedimaster2001: I'm going
KDJedimaster2001: -_-
drunkentiger0297: lol
drunkentiger0297: dude tigros dissapointing me
KDJedimaster2001: yes
drunkentiger0297: i don't care what yall think happened to THoG
drunkentiger0297: as long as i still wear the tag it lives and yall are still all my bros
KDJedimaster2001: lol
KDJedimaster2001: well
KDJedimaster2001: you can come visit us at "The Chill Server."
KDJedimaster2001: but
KDJedimaster2001: i gotta go
KDJedimaster2001: peace outty
KDJedimaster2001: nice talkin to ya
drunkentiger0297: peace bra
drunkentiger0297: i will bb don't worry
drunkentiger0297: and all this shit will be straightened KDJedimaster2001: unlike Ghost

[Alexander]

Well, I will disregard the greater portion of the comments in there, judging that Tiger was drunk, so he knew not what he said. Man, when sobers up and checks things out, it will hit him like a brick. I hope it doesn't hit too hard.

[Kale6641]

lol

[Alexander]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention how funny the conversation was. L-o-l.

[Kale6641]

lol