The Second Most Stupid Conversation Ever

[Kale6641]

Tiki Sheep 619: dude
Tiki Sheep 619: holy shit
Tiki Sheep 619: I had the strangest dream in the history of fucking ever
KDJedimaster2001: I know, I know. If it gave you an erection just put some ice on it and say the star spangled banner
KDJedimaster2001:


oh..
Tiki Sheep 619: I think you may have just made my profile
KDJedimaster2001: lol
KDJedimaster2001: DREAM
KDJedimaster2001: WHAT?
Tiki Sheep 619: no no
Tiki Sheep 619: not one of those dreams
Tiki Sheep 619: just really cool and really wierd
Tiki Sheep 619: it was so incredibly fucked up
KDJedimaster2001: are you sure you just didnt realize you live in New Jersey?
Tiki Sheep 619: yes
Tiki Sheep 619: see
Tiki Sheep 619: my music teacher/drama director
Tiki Sheep 619: sometimes we need shit for chorus/drama
Tiki Sheep 619: so he goes on these shopping trips to NYC
Tiki Sheep 619: and he'll take kids with him
KDJedimaster2001: =-o
Tiki Sheep 619: cause we love to go to NYC
KDJedimaster2001: yeah
Tiki Sheep 619: its outside of school
KDJedimaster2001: NYC owns
Tiki Sheep 619: so
Tiki Sheep 619: in the dream
Tiki Sheep 619: it was me and these 2 kids I know going to shop with him
Tiki Sheep 619: except we all had these fucking brown trenchcoats
Tiki Sheep 619: that were like, fleece
Tiki Sheep 619: and we were in an SUV with a giant fucking backseat
KDJedimaster2001: lol
Tiki Sheep 619: we were all laying down and shit
Tiki Sheep 619: it took up like 2 lanes of traffic
Tiki Sheep 619: but
Tiki Sheep 619: The girl in the car, angela, said something about vegas
Tiki Sheep 619: and I'm like "i love vegas, we should go there"
Tiki Sheep 619: and the director is like "we are"
Tiki Sheep 619: and I'm like HOLY SHIT
KDJedimaster2001: =-o
Tiki Sheep 619: and he stops the car suddenly
Tiki Sheep 619: and he's like we're here
KDJedimaster2001: did she fuck you?
Tiki Sheep 619: later
KDJedimaster2001: k
KDJedimaster2001: anyways
Tiki Sheep 619: so
Tiki Sheep 619: we get out
Tiki Sheep 619: and we're at a fucked up amusement park
Tiki Sheep 619: not like demented
Tiki Sheep 619: just kinda
Tiki Sheep 619: I dunno
Tiki Sheep 619: but somehow I knew it was six flags great adventure
Tiki Sheep 619: and this giantfucking rollercoaster was open
KDJedimaster2001: but of course
Tiki Sheep 619: and I'm like holy shit Kingda Ka is open
KDJedimaster2001:
Tiki Sheep 619: and so we start climbing up this huge scaffold to get to the top
Tiki Sheep 619: and we stop like one set of stairs from the bottom
Tiki Sheep 619: and there's this door
Tiki Sheep 619: in the middle of the air
Tiki Sheep 619: and it leads to a restaurant
Tiki Sheep 619: its like a club really
KDJedimaster2001: sweeyt
Tiki Sheep 619: its all red and dark
Tiki Sheep 619: and there's booths all over
Tiki Sheep 619: and so the director tells us to stay there while he goes to vegas for the stuff
Tiki Sheep 619: so
Tiki Sheep 619: we know that we were in NJ and he was going to vegas, so we didnt know what the fuck to do
Tiki Sheep 619: so I go to the bathroom
Tiki Sheep 619: and its like a spa
Tiki Sheep 619: with showers
Tiki Sheep 619: and hottubs
Tiki Sheep 619: and shit
Tiki Sheep 619: so I go and I go to come back
Tiki Sheep 619: and some guy grabs me from behind and is like HOLY SHIT THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE
Tiki Sheep 619: and i'm like...what?
KDJedimaster2001: lmao
Tiki Sheep 619: and he's like THEY'RE OUT THERE OMG KILL THEM
KDJedimaster2001:
Tiki Sheep 619: and then I found a revolver in my belt loop
Tiki Sheep 619: so I threatened teh guy
Tiki Sheep 619: and he was like NO NO SHOOT THEM
Tiki Sheep 619: so these chinese fuckers burst through the door
Tiki Sheep 619: and I shoot the revolver and its empty
Tiki Sheep 619: so I somehow find these two silver plated fucking giant ass pistols in my pockets
Tiki Sheep 619: and shoot all the chinese fuckers
Tiki Sheep 619: except its paintball
Tiki Sheep 619: and tehy're like AGGGG MY EYES
Tiki Sheep 619: and then I go out of the bathroom expecting there to be like 100 more
Tiki Sheep 619: but its normal
Tiki Sheep 619: so I start wakling back to the table
Tiki Sheep 619: and only angela is there
Tiki Sheep 619: and the guy is missing
Tiki Sheep 619: and i'm like goddamnit, where the fuck did he go
Tiki Sheep 619: and then I eralize that I didn't put my boxers back on in the restroom and I'm only wearing shorts
Tiki Sheep 619: and she's like I dunn
Tiki Sheep 619: so I go back to the bathroom to put my boxers back on
Tiki Sheep 619: and suddenly i realize I did have a pair on
Tiki Sheep 619: and I now have TWO pairs of boxers
Tiki Sheep 619: and by this point I have absolutely no fucking Idea whats giong on
Tiki Sheep 619: so I go back out to the table
KDJedimaster2001: lmao
Tiki Sheep 619: and sit down
Tiki Sheep 619: and angela says something about how cold it is
Tiki Sheep 619: and starts cuddling next to me
Tiki Sheep 619: and im like SHIT
Tiki Sheep 619: you have a boyfriend
Tiki Sheep 619: this is his job
Tiki Sheep 619: and she's like but he's never around
Tiki Sheep 619: so stuff ensues
Tiki Sheep 619: and then somehow we're all back in the car
Tiki Sheep 619: with no one driving
Tiki Sheep 619: but its moving
KDJedimaster2001: l;ol
Tiki Sheep 619: and the guy is in the front seat and its me and angela in the back
Tiki Sheep 619: and shit ensues again
Tiki Sheep 619: and then there's a car accident
Tiki Sheep 619: but we're driving the SUV from hell
Tiki Sheep 619: so we just drive over the other cars
Tiki Sheep 619: like a monster truck
Tiki Sheep 619: and then I think shit was going to ensue again but I woke up
KDJedimaster2001: lol

[papajewski]

rofl

[aradorn]

That seriously was the best dream ever. Well...

One of the best dreams ever.

Oh, and from kale in the same conversation:

KDJedimaster2001: I know, I know. If it gave you an erection just put some ice on it and say the star spangled banner

I know he put it in his giant post...but it deserved special attention.

[Alexander]

"stuff ensued"...haha, that is classic. I never heard anyone phrase it that way before.

[aradorn]

There was a smartass comment here, but I realized it was too smartass for its own good, so here's a puppy.

[Kale6641]

[Kinger]

There are actually multiple puppies in that picture, not just one.

[Kale6641]

lmao

[raken]

What the christ Ara? Anyway I want a pic of your G/f!

[Kale6641]

You mean his ex.

[aradorn]

Yea...shit happened (not that shit), she got pissed for reasons I don't understand, and I think a breakup is imminent...immenent? Fuck it, inevitable.

Yay. No sarcasm. Fucking yay.

[Kinger]

Yay!

[raken]

Yay damn it

[papajewski]

raken said:

What the christ Ara? Anyway I want a pic of your G/f!

[aradorn]

raken said:

What the christ Ara? Anyway I want a pic of your G/f!

I'm almost 99% sure that Jesus was in no way involved in this dream. If he was, then I can only imagine what awesome dreams the pope has. Chances are this was more the devil than Jesus, though.